Showing posts with label Star-Lord and Kitty Pryde. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Star-Lord and Kitty Pryde. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 8, 2015

Greetings from Battleworld: Secret Wars Week 17

Secret Wars continues to roll on  as Dan looks at the SW romantic comedy/bromance of Star-Lord and Kitty Pryde, while I watch Peter David bring down the curtain on Future Imperfect...


Star-Lord and Kitty Pryde #3
Story:  Sam Humphries
Art:  Alti Firmansyah and Jessica Kholinne

Back when Secret Wars #4 came out, Matt and I ranked all the various tie-ins that had been released to date. Were we to redo that list today, this book would be in my top five.

Star-Lord and Kitty Pryde is a love story between a space-hopping scoundrel and (the Age of Apocalypse proxy of) his globetrotting mutant nerd girlfriend, but it turns out it’s also a love story between a space-hopping scoundrel and his space bros.

Yes, in the end, Peter Quill gets to kiss an alternate-reality version of his fiancée from the 616 universe, but he also gets to keep the anomaly Kitty was tracking down when the story began: Rocket Raccoon’s tail. Rocket – 616 Rocket, anyway – got iced during the fighting waaaay back in Secret Wars #1, just before Quill got teleported onto Reed Richards’ Raft. It’s another reminder of a home that doesn’t exist anymore, and the people he loved and lost.

But as Kitty returns to Doomgard and Quill is left with a tail and a little bit of lipstick on his face, he also has a new friend in the Manhattan Domain’s version of Drax, an ebullient, pompadoured, pop-culture loving now-ex-nightclub manager who would dress up like God Emperor Doom and break into a museum to save his golden-voiced lounge singer buddy. It’s a Casablanca ending in a movie filled with Disney references, but it works, because if Frozen taught us anything, it’s that there’s other kinds of love besides the romantic kind.


As for the book’s primary antagonist, Gambit has made the perfect villain for this story, perhaps even moreso than when he was a horseman of Apocalypse. Here he gets to play the full-on sleazebag we always knew he could be; the Gaston to Kitty’s Belle, as it were. And when the chips are down, he can throw one of Longshot’s bone knives and run away to sleaze another day. Even when he’s staring down the business end of four Thor hammers (Hey, it’s Eric Masterson again!), he’s got one last lucky, kinetically charged knife to play, because hey, it’s Gambit. He’s a total creep, but he’s a beloved total creep.



Future Imperfect #5
Story: Peter David
Art: Greg Land, Jay Leisten, & Nolan Woodward

Peter David wraps up Future Imperfect with one final appearance from a classic character from the original series. The Rick Jones of the original series pops up as The Guardian of the wishing well that sits at the center of Doom's power, and holds the Destroyer armor the Maestro, the evil Hulk, has been searching for to take on God Emperor Doom. I love the way David writes Rick, still willing to snark and stand up to the more powerful Maestro, doing his duty to Doom. I also got a kick out of Peter David's little meta-commentary moment about Rick's time as A-Bomb; I love David's talent for working those commentaries in seamlessly, so it doesn't come off as too much of a wink at the camera. And when Maestro reaches the armor, we get the battle between Doom and Maestro. Greg Land does a solid job drawing what is a clash of the titans, as Maestro uses the Asgardian might of the Destroyer armor to prove himself Doom's equal. Most of the issue is dedicated to the fight, coming back around at the end for one final bit of commentary on being careful what you wish for. I know there are going to be some people who hate the ending, and feel like it's a cop out, but David lays out the framework well enough that the twist makes perfect sense. It's hard to talk about the ending, since any comment on it will give away the twist that was built in, but I think it makes sense, and as we know Maestro will be back after Secret Wars, it makes me wonder if this was setting up this Maestro as the version in Contest of Champions, but we'll see. All I can say for sure is that any chance Peter David has to gather some of his best characters, and put them together in one mini-series is something that everyone should check out.

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Greeting from Battleword: Secret Wars Week 14



Secret Wars #5
Story by Jonathan Hickman
Art by Esad Ribic and Ive Svorcina

God Emperor Dr. Doom’s sense of control over Battleworld is starting to slip. As a result, last issue, he got murder-y, killing both a Phoenix-powered Cyclops and Sheriff Dr. Strange, heretofore his right-hand man.

Strange gets a hero’s funeral in Doomgard, a huge statue and a lovely eulogy by an elderly Thor. Then Doom sets his daughter, Valeria (actually Reed Richards’ daughter), on a quest to find The Real Killers, because you can’t spell God Emperor Doom without OJ … wait, yes you can. When Valeria questions the facts surrounding Strange’s death, Doom threatens to kill her in the guise of being a stern parent. Conversely, Franklin Von Doom (ne Richards) vows to “mash into little pieces” whoever killed his friend the sheriff. So there’s a lot of death threats hanging in the air.

Meanwhile, guess who’s not dead? The Molecule Man! Turns out the Beyonders’ multiversal bomb lives beneath the surface of Battleworld, under that memorial statue of him in Doomgard, holding it all together. And he’d really like someone to bring him some food.

Apart from being the planet’s engine, MM also serves as an exposition machine, flashing the reader back to what exactly happened when he, Doom and Strange confronted the Beyonders. All that explanation (and re-explanation of stuff that was previously explained in the last issue of New Avengers) leads the issue to be a little light on action, but don’t worry, we get a glimpse of Thanos at the end of the issue, ready to F up some S.

I’m looking forward to seeing how Strange’s choices leading to and during Secret Wars inform his journey after the event. As the Sorcerer Supreme, Stephen is theoretically one of Marvel’s most powerful heroes, but some of his most memorable moments come when his confidence fails to match his ability. When Doom confronts the Beyonders and takes their energy, Strange flat-out refuses to decide what can be saved and what can’t, yielding total control to Doom, who has no problem making such decisions. A confrontation between the two was inevitable, as was Stephen losing that confrontation. Of course there’s also the question of how he gets un-dead after this, but I’m less worried about that.




Star-Lord and Kitty Pryde #2
Story by Sam Humphries
Art by Alti Firmansyah and Jessica Kholinne

In the multiplex of Secret Wars books, if Thors is the gritty police procedural, Giant Size Little Marvels: A vs. X is the kids film, and nearly every other book is the YA dark dystopian reality where a hero shall rise, Star-Lord and Kitty Pryde is the sassy romantic comedy where the leads banter back and forth as they fall in love. Except unlike most such movies, I actually like this.

As romantic leads, Pryde and Peter Quill are fulfilling prescribed roles. Quill is the charming, quippy, not-really-a-bad boy. So, basically, Chris Pratt. And Kitty is the smart, feisty but still vulnerable skeptic. Let’s call her the Kate Hudson. Neither of them has any real reason to dislike the other, but they’re both scared of what the other represents. Quill is living proof that Doom’s law is not infallible, which, if word got out, would likely be the end of Kitty, whose job it is to discredit anomalies found on Battleworld. And Kitty – especially after she stabs a guy through the chest with her wrist-mounted Wolverine claws – is a reminder that the 616 Kitty, Quill’s Kitty, is gone, along with almost everything else Quill ever knew or cared about.

Brian Michael Bendis brought these two crazy kids together, but Sam Humphries is giving them a chemistry that almost – ALMOST – makes me forget how much I shipped Kitty and Pete Wisdom back in the day. And Alti Firmansyah’s art just makes them all the more adorable, retractable claws and all.


But if you’ve come to ship Pryde-Lord or whatever their portmanteau is, stay for the classic X-Men jokes. Last issue gave us Quill singing Disney covers with X-Factor as his backing band, calling himself Steve Rogers and looking like Alex Summers. This issue gives us the New Mutdroids, an all-robot version of the New Mutants led by Doug Ramsey (not Age of Apocalypse Doug, to be clear) from inside his technoorganic bestie, Warlock. The Mutdroids serve Gambit the Collector and serve up Chris Claremont’s most classic catchphrases, from “Ah’m nigh invulnerable when I’m blastin’” to “the focused totality of my psychic powers.” (If references like this make you smile ear to ear, then we must again beseech you to listen the Rachel & Miles Xplain the X-Men podcast. Like Val Kilmer says in Real Genius, it’s a moral imperative.)

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Greetings from Battleworld: Secret Wars Week 12

A small week from Battleworld, as Dan Grote takes us to a new series, featuring the ramifications of Secret Wars #4 and introduces one of Doom's hitters, who might be familiar to all you X-Fans...


Star-Lord and Kitty Pryde #1
Story: Sam Humphries
Art: Alti Firmansyah and Jessica Kholinne

When last we saw Star-Lord – the real, 616 Star-Lord – Sheriff Strange had cast him and the rest of the raft survivors to the four winds in Secret Wars #4 to avoid the wrath of God Emperor Doom.

Since then, he has gone into hiding, changed his name to Steve Rogers and taken a job singing Disney songs in a nightclub run by a pompadoured Drax in the domain of Manhattan.

Oh, and his backing band is Polaris, Wolfsbane and Strong Guy from X-Factor, because in addition to looking like Steve Rogers, Peter Quill also looks like Alex Summers, Danny Rand, Clint Barton and every other blond white guy in the Marvel Universe.

Do I have your attention yet?

To be sure, Star-Lord is looking for his Disney princess. But the Kitty Pryde of this story is not the Kitty of Earth 616. This Kitty works for Valeria Von Doom’s Foundation tracking down pre-Battleworld anomalies. She comes to Peter/Steve’s club on the night in question to pick up foreign hair samples from Gambit the Collector in exchange for knives made from the bones of Longshot.

Seriously, there are so many great little touches in this book, it’s putting a lot of the other Secret Wars X-books to shame. (Except X-Men ’92. You’re perfect. Never change.)

To pile on the theme, Alti Firmansyah’s art takes on the look of old Disney 2-D animation, including things like a snooty-looking French maître-d and Gambit’s red irises practically turning into hearts when he sees the object of his desire.

Anyway, as happens, Kitty and Gambit’s trade goes sour, working out in favor of the guy who now has luck-powered bone knives. Fortunately, a stray blood sample leaves Kitty with a new, Quill-shaped anomaly to bring home to Doomgard. In handcuffs.


On a separate note: Wuddup with Kitty only dating dudes named Peter? You guys know this is her fourth one, after Rasputin, Wisdom and (in the Ultimate Universe) Parker, right? How long before she starts dating the Trapster, formerly known as Paste Pot Pete?