Story: Jonathan
Hickman
Art: Stefano Caselli, Kev Walker and Frank Martin
New Avengers #33
Story: Jonathan Hickman
Art: Mike Deodato and Frank Martin
Congratulations, Jonathan Hickman, you did it. You blew up
the Earth, on my birthday no less. Now I know how Molly Ringwald felt.
Hickman’s long-game multiverse-smushing saga comes full
circle in his final issues of Avengers
and New Avengers, in an everything
bagel of a plot that involves the main and Ultimate Marvel universes colliding
into (and waging war on) each other, the Beyonders as the architects of
destruction, Dr. Doom as the god of a doomsday cult, Molecule Man (hey, comics
geezers, remember this guy?) serving as a multiversal martyr, Marvel’s top
minds fleeing Earth to rebuild it, Thanos playing one world off another,
President Obama not understanding what’s going on and more.
But before the world ends, let’s watch Steve Rogers and Tony
Stark play Civil War one last time. In the last
minutes of pre-Secret Wars 616 Earth,
the elderly Rogers, wearing a suit of armor, assaults post-Axis Jerkface Stark, realizing Tony had known since the current
volume of Avengers began that their Earth’s
destruction was imminent and there was nothing he or anyone could do about it
(which seems not to gibe with the whole “I believe in the future” message of
Kieron Gillen’s first arc on Iron Man,
which ran concurrently). So he essentially tricked Steve into remodeling the
Avengers and sending them running around in circles to busy themselves, hoping
they wouldn’t notice. Circle imagery has been a hit-you-over-the-head big part
of Hickman’s run, right down to the character lineup pages in the front of each
issue. The final issue of Avengers
also includes multiple flashbacks to the first issue, juxtaposing Steve and
Tony building the “Avengers Machine” with Old Steve and Jerkface Tony just
beating the snot out of each other because it’s all they can do as the world
burns.
Meanwhile, in New
Avengers, the bad guys are trying just as hard as the good guys to salvage
Earth, for what good is a shattered world that Doom cannot rule? (Read that in
your Dr. Doom voice. It’ll feel good, trust me.) The Beyonders, the cosmic
beings whose existence date to the original Secret Wars in 1984, apparently set
up retired supervillain Molecule Man as a bomb in every reality, so Doom has
been dimension-hopping, seeking out each world’s MM and killing him, and
amassing followers called Black Swans to speed the process along (and worship
him, because why not?). The Beyonders, of course, saw all this coming, so the
issue ends with Doom realizing his own hubris was once again used against him,
with the punishment being the destruction of Earth.
There’s also a ton of B-plot to unpack, which frankly, if
you haven’t been reading either or both books and the
past years’ events, you’re gonna be left scratching your head about. The
recap pages are like recap scenes before a TV show: If you have no context for
them, you don’t know why they’re the on the Island, let alone what the
significance of the Hatch is. But the important thing to know is this is the
end for both books. Now, there is only Secret
Wars.
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