Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends
“The X-Men Adventure,” Season 3, Episode 7, 1983
Dan Says:
This one’s pretty silly, so I’m including it mainly for
nostalgic purposes.
Spider-Man and His
Amazing Friends, which ran from 1981 to 1983 Saturday mornings on NBC, was
an odd mix of pulling characters from all over the Marvel Universe and making
stuff up as it went along. “The X-Men Adventure” is the perfect example of
that.
For starters, Spidey’s Amazing Friends, Iceman and Firestar,
were graduates of the Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters, but Firestar – whom
we now know as a former New Warrior, Avenger and X-Man – was created for the TV
show and for some reason in her civilian identity looked exactly like a more
conservatively dressed Mary Jane.
The X-Men, for the purposes of this episode, are Professor
X, Cyclops, Storm, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Sprite aka Kitty Pryde and …
Thunderbird. You know, the X-Man who died on his first mission? Oh, and he can
transform into a grizzly bear apparently.
Notice anyone missing? Someone with adamantium claws,
berserker rage and a penchant for cigars and samurai swords?
In this episode, Spidey and his pals visit the X-Mansion and
play around in the Danger Room. Until the mansion is invaded by that classic
X-Man villain Cyberiad, who only ever appears in this single cartoon.
Cyberiad is half-man, half-machine, literally, right down
the middle of his body. At one point, he gets into an actual fight with
himself. In a past life, he was a noted physicist, and apparently he and
Firestar used to date.
Firestar is a college student.
Cyberiad tricks and traps the X-Men one by one, then creates
holograms of the kidnapped mutants to trick the other members of the team. Why
not just use Arcade? Good question, I’ve no idea. Eventually, the X-Men corner
Cyberiad, and Firestar kills him with a radiation blast.
Kills him. On a Saturday morning cartoon meant for younger
viewers.
It sounds like I picked this episode just to mock it, but
fun fact: Legend
has it “The X-Men Adventure” was supposed to be a backdoor pilot for an
actual X-Men cartoon. Obviously, that did not pan out, but eventually we got “Pryde
of the X-Men,” and not long after that we got the ’90s X-Men cartoon we all
know and love. So let’s respect this episode for the wacky cartoon forefather that
it is.
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