Today marks the debut of a new go-round of Deathlok by
writer Nathan Edmondson and artist Mike Perkins, starring a new version of the
character spinning out of the events of Marvel’s Original Sin.
Comics are a great medium for tales of half-men,
half-robots. Especially ones that carry guns, have blades for fingers, skulls
for faces and look like total badasses. With that in mind, let’s pay tribute to
those characters who blur the line between human and machine.
Deathlok: There have been many Deathloks. Many, many, many
Deathloks, to crib from Commandant Lessard. The original Deathlok, Luther
Manning, was introduced in Astonishing Tales 25 in 1974, about a year after the
government rebuilt Col. Steve Austin faster, better, stronger, to create the Six Million Dollar Man for television. Future
Deathloks would include John Kelly, Michael Collins, Jack Truman, Larry Young,
Rebecca Ryker (who went by Death Locket) and the latest, Henry Hayes. Marvel’s
Agents of SHIELD TV show created yet another Deathlok, Mike Peterson, played by
J. August Richards. Hordes of half-superhero Deathloks ran amok in the second
arc of Rick Remender’s Uncanny
X-Force. The point is, anybody can be Deathlok. You just have to believe,
and be a cybernetically enchanced corpse.
Cyborg: Boo-yah! It’s the guy who kicked Martian Manhunter
out of the Justice League. Some
people know Victor Stone from the old George
Perez New Teen Titans comics. Some know him as one of the founding members of the
New 52-era Justice League. I know him best as one-half of the comedy tag team
of Cyborg and Beast Boy on Cartoon Network’s Teen Titans Go!
The Reavers: Australia used to be lousy with half-robot
thugs who had a mad-on for Wolverine just because he sliced many of them to
ribbons in their pre-cyborg lives. The most famous of the Reavers may be Lady
Deathstrike, who frequently seeks vengeance on Wolverine for the theft of her
father’s adamantium-bonding formula, despite the fact that he had nothing to do
with it. But my personal favorite has to be Bonebreaker, not just because he
rolls around on tank treads, but because he has a Mohawk that looks like a
fluffy bunny tail, sunglasses with thin slits for lenses and wears a bondage
vest. If that’s not 1980s cyberpunk/Mad Max fashion at its finest, I don’t know
what is. For more on the Reavers, consult your local library. Or read this.
Metallo: While Wolverine seems to attract the most cyborg
enemies for Marvel, Superman appears to fill that role at DC. Some version of Metallo
has existed since 1959, back when cyborgs were still powered by steam (and lest
you were worried, there are whole Etsy shops dedicated to fulfilling your steampunk
cyborg needs). Metallo’s backstory has been tweaked as many times as
there’s been Crisis crossovers, but the general gist is that he’s a cyborg, he
hates Superman, he’s got the hots for Lois Lane and he’s powered by a
Kryptonite heart. Serious question: If kryptonite can be used to power killer
half-bots, could it also be used to power, say, people’s homes? And if so, does
that mean Lex Luthor could theoretically build, say, a kryptonite-powered
Lexcorp employee Levittown that Superman would have to avoid, giving him an
inconspicuous base from which to plot evil? Also, has somebody already written
that story?
Cable: Nathan Christopher Dayspring Askani’Son
Pryor-Grey-Summers has the honor of being the only cyborg baby on this list.
Apocalypse infected baby Nate with a techno-organic virus in a 1991 Chris
Claremont-Whilce Portacio X-Factor storyline, and poppa Cyclops tried to save
him by giving him away to a complete stranger claiming to be from the future.
Cable’s telepathy keeps the virus in check, but he still is generally drawn
with a metal arm and cybernetic eye.
Silvermane: Crime boss Silvio Manfredi (What if the
Kingpin’s real name were Kingsley Pinman?) was so obsessed with reversing the
aging process and finding immortality, he had his head grafted onto a robot
body. His noggin was later used as a living MacGuffin in Nick Spencer and Steve
Lieber’s Superior Foes of Spider-Man, one of my favorite titles of the Marvel
NOW! era.
Hank Henshaw: Henshaw was one of the faux Supermen to rise
up in the wake of the real deal’s death. He became a half-metal man after he,
his wife and two others suffered a horrible accident in space. So essentially
he’s a composite rip-off artist.
Cameron Hodge: Hodge started out as Warren Worthington’s
friend from college whom he hired to act as the P.R. guy for the pre-Peter
David version of X-Factor. Hodge worked behind the scenes to destroy the team,
leading an anti-mutant group called The Right that hunted down mutants in
egg-shaped smiley-face suits and making a pact with the demon N’Astirh for
power. After being decapitated by Archangel, Hodge shows up on Genosha, leading
anti-mutant efforts there in a robot body that artists increasingly drew like a
creepy cybernetic spider. Defeated yet again, Hodge becomes part of the
Phalanx, the techno-organic alien race that was cool for like a split second in
1994. He was also one of the mutant haters resurrected by Bastion around the
time of "Messiah Complex."
Lucia Von Bardas: The Latverian prime minister cyborg-ed up
to get revenge on Nick Fury and his superhero covert cops team during Marvel’s 2004-05
Secret War miniseries, turning scores
of Marvel’s tech-based villains into a giant bomb.
Robocop: That’s right, kids, you actually used to be able to
buy that for a dollar! Peter Weller’s cybernetic cop of the future has had
series at Marvel, Dark Horse, Avatar, Dynamite and Boom.
Darth Vader: Emporer Palpatine turns Anakin Skywalker into
the Sith Million Dollar Man at the end of Episode III. Sadly, I tried to Google
what the buttons on Vader’s chest plate do, and all I came up with were a bunch
of message boards asking the same question. For more on Star Wars’ legacy in
comics, click here.
Post-Extremis Tony Stark: Iron Man may have started out as a
dude in a metal suit, but Warren
Ellis’ 2005-06 Extremis story bonded man and Iron Man on a molecular level.
The Extremis formula allows the armor to become a part of Tony, part of it
living just under his skin. It also apparently turns him into a gigantic tool
in the upcoming Superior
Iron Man book.
Dan Grote has been a Matt Signal contributor since 2014 and friends with Matt since there were four Supermen and two Psylockes. His two novels, My Evil Twin and I and Of Robots, God and Government, are available on Amazon.
Dan Grote has been a Matt Signal contributor since 2014 and friends with Matt since there were four Supermen and two Psylockes. His two novels, My Evil Twin and I and Of Robots, God and Government, are available on Amazon.
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