1991 was the most transformative year for the X-books since
Len Wein and Dave Cockrum created the All-New, All-Different team in 1975. That
fall, the books were revamped like a network’s fall TV schedule. Suddenly there
were enough X-Men for two titles, X-Factor was now a government-run team made
up of brilliantly written C-stringers, and Wolverine and Excalibur … OK, not
every book underwent a huge makeover.
But two months before the Blue and Gold teams and Havok’s
first gig as team leader, there was X-Force, the book that took a bunch of
skinny, gangly-looking New Mutants and turned them into jacked weapon-wielding
warriors under the direction of Cable, a paramilitary leader who looked like an
AARP rookie on steroids.
Early X-Force followed the proto-Image format of the
rockstar artist getting top billing and a writer, in this case Fabian Nicieza,
who started working with Liefeld on New Mutants, scripting Liefeld’s plot. The
same concept drove Chris Claremont from X-Men. Then the artists themselves – Liefeld,
Jim Lee, Todd MacFarlane, et al – left several months later to found Image
Comics, leaving Marvel with a major talent drain on its hands and giving rise
to the
Scott Lobdell era of X-Men.
One of these trading cards was polybagged with each X-Force #1
This X-Force had a different relationship to the X-Men than
the X-Forces of the past decade. Whereas the modern X-Force started as a band
of killers and trackers within the X-Men, the original team were fugitives
hunted by the government, putting space between them and Xavier’s school and
even some of their former teammates in the New Mutants.
Gone are the whimsical trips to Asgard and colorful
characters like the alien robot who bonds with a boy who can understand any
language. Now, everyone looks like they went to the Van Damme/Segal/Lundgren
school of acting, where even older gentlemen like Cable and SHIELD Commander
G.W. Bridge are Mr. Universe specimens. Domino at one point calls both Cable
and Cannonball “beef bags,” a phrase that could not be applied to the
coal-miner’s son just a few years prior, when he was being drawn by artists
like Bill Sienkiewicz.
Even the introductory tag line sounds like it fell out of an
action movie: “Some would call them heroes. Some would call them rebels. They
fight for a fading dream in a world of nightmares.” Now, imagine that being
read by the late Don LaFontaine, accompanied by “Rated PG-13. Exploding onto a
screen near you this fall.”
P.S.: Three guesses what the G.W. in G.W. Bridge stands for,
and the first two don’t count.
Picking up from New Mutants #100, Cable’s group starts out
small, with his confidante Domino (who is eventually revealed not to be Domino),
ex-New Mutants Cannonball and Boom-Boom, former Hellion Warpath (brother of
dead X-Man John Proudstar), and new, Liefeld-created characters Shatterstar
(warrior from the Mojoverse with the double-bladed sword) and Feral (Morlock).
The book opens with X-Force planning a raid on the Mutant
Liberation Front, the group of thugs run by Stryfe, who will go on to
become the focus of a major X-Men event in a year’s time. In the meantime,
enjoy muddling through an endless string of clues about Cable’s and Stryfe’s
pasts.
And the first Sign That This is Not the New Mutants occurs
on Page 9, when Shatterstar cuts off MLF member Reaper’s left hand. Reaper
essentially reacts like the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail,
holding his stump and saying, “Yeah, but you won’t kill me.” Feral then snaps
Wildside’s jaw on Page 17. Note that the largest acts of violence are being
perpetrated a) by the good guys and b) by the newest, Liefeld-created
characters. As violent as they are, though, Cable’s rule is clear: “You can
kill in self-defense, not for sport!” Because at this point, the Comics Code is
still in effect. That said, he sees Stryfe two pages later and says, “You’re
dead, end of story,” without Stryfe having attacked.
Meanwhile, in the B plot, former New Mutant and future
Avenger Sunspot is training to run his family’s company – and take out
assassins, or something – with his adviser Gideon, who clearly cannot be
trusted because he is bald except for his long, flowing, green ponytail. The
two prep for a hostile takeover by fighting robots, then end up getting taken
over hostile-ly themselves by Black Tom Cassidy, leading to a
pre-9/11 explosion at the World Trade Center that at the time was a novel
idea.
Speaking of Gideon, there are at least three characters in
this book – Gideon, Domino and Shatterstar – who are drawn with ponytails worn
high on the head. And most of them are dudes. Now, I may have only been 11 at
the time, but I do not remember this being a major fashion trend. There was
never an episode of Saved by the Bell
in which Kelly, Jesse and Lisa all wore high-on-the-head ponytails, and
certainly not one in which Mr. Belding did. Thankfully, Liefeld apparently
abandoned that fashion choice by the time he started pilfering his X-Force
designs to create Youngblood for Image, but the ponytail menace didn’t start
and stop with him. A Topless
Robot post from 2013 points out that Omega Red, created by Liefeld compeer
Jim Lee, and temporary Thor Eric Masterson also sported some sick ponies,
though Masterson’s didn’t ride high on the head.
P.P.S.: Yes, that is my Gideon action figure. Maybe one day
I’ll collect all the
Externals.
Appropos of nothing: Bridge at one point refers to Cable as
“the silent explosion.” Come on, guys. A fart joke? You’re better than that.
Dan Grote has been a
Matt Signal contributor since 2014 and friends with Matt since there were four
Supermen and two Psylockes. His two novels, My Evil Twin and I and Of Robots, God and Government, are available on Amazon.
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