Season One,
Episode Nine: Journey to the Center of the Bat!
Written by
Matt Wayne
Directed by
Michael Chang
Plot Synopsis
Teaser: DC’s two stretchiest heroes, Plastic Man and the Elongated Man, foil a bank robbery by Babyface and his gang. EM expresses jealousy over PM’s popularity and the hang time he gets with Batman while proclaiming himself the nobler rubber-limbed do-gooder (Plastic Man is a reformed villain, after all). The two get themselves tangled in a trap, at which point Bats shows up and delivers the knockout blow to Babyface, closing with the line “Truth be told, between the two of you, I prefer to work alone.”
Episode: Professor Ryan Choi, the Atom, is in the middle of a delicate experiment when he receives a call from Aquaman, who appears to want to shoot the breeze, only to reveal as an afterthought that Batman has fallen ill after a battle with Chemo, a giant green toxic-waste monster currently attacking the country of Bialya.
To combat
the microorganisms ravaging Batman’s system, the Atom volunteers to go inside the
Caped Crusader. And Aquaman asks to come with, which Batman agrees to either
because he genuinely thinks Atom could use the extra muscle or because he’d
rather be rid of both of them for a while. It’s obvious from jump we’re set up
for an Odd Couple-style buddy comedy
between the two guest heroes. Atom is an easily frustrated man of science,
while Aquaman charges ahead, laughs in the face of everything and is generally
awesome.
Meanwhile, a
sickened Batman, his body growing all manner of warts and losing motor control,
continues taking the fight to Chemo alongside the Navy, to little avail.
Inside the
Dark Knight, our other two heroes are experiencing difficulties both repelling
the invading nasties and working with each other.
“The problem
with you, Atom, is that you think when you should feel,” Aquaman says as he
slices apart the invading microbes with his waterborne weaponry, only for them
to multiply.
Atom then fries
the enemy an electromagnetic shock, which does not result in their mitosis.
“See?
Thinking’s not so tough. Maybe you should try it some time,” he says before
they are surrounded and outnumbered.
Amid the
ensuing battle, Aquaman befriends a white blood cell he names platelet (despite,
as Atom rightly points out, the fact that it is not a platelet) and rides as if
it were one of his seahorses.
Outside
Batman, it is revealed that Chemo was after a nuclear missile and was being
controlled by the Brain, a villain that is, in fact, a brain with a French
accent attached to a computer on wheels. As the Brain makes plain his threat to
Bialya, Chemo eats the nuke, and Batman ejects from his submarine and into the
mouth of the beast.
And as
Batman ventures inside Chemo, Aquaman and Atom journey further into Batman aboard
Platelet to the Dark Knight’s brain, where the mutating nanonasties have established
their base camp.
Inside
Chemo, Batman fries the nuclear missile and throws some bombs to discorporate the
monster. He then locates the Brain’s submarine. He attacks the villain, but in
his weakened state falls over, knocking the Brain down with him.
Meanwhile,
as they watch the bugs lay waste to Batman’s brain, Atom sees every possible
course of action as having unacceptable consequences. Aquaman, on the other
hand, sees this as the time to charge headlong toward Bats’ brain.
“At least
I’ll have one heckuva story,” he reasons. And
we all know how Aquaman loves his stories. As the king of Atlantis attacks,
the microorganisms claim Platelet, sending Atom into a long-overdue rage full
of punches and screaming.
“What about
the plan?” Aquaman asks.
“Blah blah
blah! Let’s punch ‘em!” he retorts.
Atom uses
his weapon on the seed cell, healing Batman in time to defeat the Brain. Now,
it’s just a matter of getting the Dark Knight to cry so they can escape out his
tear duct.
“But surely
Batman never cries!” Aquman muses. Fade to black.
Number of
times someone yells “Outrageous!”: Aquaman 2, Atom 1.
Who's Who
Aquaman (voiced by John DiMaggio)
First comic book appearance: More Fun Comics #73 (November 1941)
First Brave and the Bold appearance: Season 1, Episode 3- Evil Under the Sea!
The Atom (Ryan Choi) (voiced by James Sie)
First comic book appearance: DCU Brave New World (August 2006)
First Brave and the Bold appearance: Season 1, Episode 3- Evil Under the Sea!
Plastic Man (Voiced by Tom Kenny)
First Comic Book Appearance: Police Comics #1 (August 1941)
First Brave and the Bold Appearance: Season One, Episode Two- Terror on Dinosaur Island!
Plastic Man (Voiced by Tom Kenny)
First Comic Book Appearance: Police Comics #1 (August 1941)
First Brave and the Bold Appearance: Season One, Episode Two- Terror on Dinosaur Island!
Elongated Man
(voiced by Sean Donnellan)
First comic book appearance: The Flash vol. 1 #112 (May 1960)
First Brave and the Bold appearance: Season 1, Episode 9 – Journey to
the Center of the Bat!
Co-created by John Broome and legendary Flash artist Carmine Infantino,
Ralph Dibny is one of two rubber-limbed heroes in the DCU. But while Plastic
Man is a reformed villain often mined for comedic relief, Ralph Dibny, the
Elongated Man, is known for his skills as a detective, much like the Dark
Knight himself. He acquired his stretchiness by drinking a chemical concoction
brewed from a rare fruit found in Latin America. He and his wife, Sue (to whom
something quite horrible happened that we need not revisit here), spent the
1960s and ’70s driving around in a convertible solving mysteries. This is not
EM’s first animated rodeo; he also appeared in the Justice League Unlimited
series alongside pretty much every other DC hero ever created.
Baby Face (voiced
by Tom Kenny)
First Brave and the Bold appearance: Season 1, Episode 9 – Journey to
the Center of the Bat!
A character created for the show and clearly meant to evoke the spirit
of ’66. Baby Face – real name Alfonso Vincenzo Giuseppe Face – is an
as-advertised Bat villain, a gangster with the face of a baby, complete with
Edward G. Robinson voice. He will appear a few more times during the series.
Chemo (voiced by
Dee Bradley Baker)
First comics appearance: Showcase #39 (July-August 1962)
First Brave and the Bold appearance: Season 1, Episode 9 – Journey to the Center of the Bat!
Chemo (pronounced Kem-O, not KEE-Mo) is a sentient batch of toxic
chemicals from failed experiments that originally fought the Metal Men. During
the “Infinite Crisis” crossover, the monster nearly destroys all of Bludhaven,
the adopted city of Nightwing, the very first Robin.
The Brain (voiced
by Dee Bradley Baker)
First comic book appearance: Doom Patrol #86 (May 1964)
First Brave and the Bold appearance: Season 1, Episode 9 – Journey to
the Center of the Bat!
A brilliant scientist who was killed
in a lab accident, only to have his brain transferred into a computer, the
Brain in the comics is generally paired with his talking gorilla assistant,
Monsieur Mallah. Fun fact: In Grant Morrison’s run on Doom Patrol, he had the Brain and Mallah express their love for
each other and kiss before exploding, which may be one of the most Grant
Morrison-y things he’s ever done.
Bialya
First comic book appearance: Justice
League #2 (June 1987)
First Brave and the Bold appearance: Season 1, Episode 9 – Journey to
the Center of the Bat!
Bialya is a fictional country located
north of Saudi Arabia and Iran. It was created by J.M. DeMatteis and Keith
Giffen during their run on Justice Leauge.
At one point, Shazam villain Black Adam kills millions of its inhabitants.
The
Atom-Aquaman pairing will be mined again later in the series, specifically
Season 3’s “Sword of the Atom!” in which Batman, Aquaman and Choi look for the
original Atom, Ray Palmer, whom you may know from Arrow and Legends of
Tomorrow. That episode also contains my favorite cold open of the series,
which we’ll come to in due time.
In addition to writing for The Matt Signal, Dan Grote is now the official comics blogger for The Press of Atlantic City. New posts appear Wednesday mornings at PressofAC.com/Life. His new novel, Magic Pier, is available however you get your books online. He and Matt have been friends since the days when Onslaught was just a glimmer in Charles Xavier's eye. Follow @danielpgrote on Twitter.
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